|My boyfriend Peter and I are avid Celtic
Luckily for him he managed to get a season ticket but I make do with watching them on T.V. I am far too busy studying to commit so much of my time to football (i.e.. I can't afford the season ticket on a student's income).
When he is feeling particularly romantic he takes me to see them play. Unfortunately one of his friends has to be ill or away for this to happen so all his friends stay away from me in case I injure them before a game.
The night I met Peter, he was a bit excited at the fact that he had met another Celtic fan. He didn't quite believe that he had met his match so he asked me to name the current team and my favourite player...................