Extremely Shy Campaign

This is the home page for the Extremely Shy Campaign for a Prairie Home Companion on Radio Scotland.

What is A Prairie Home Companion?

A Prairie Home Companion (APHC) is a live radio show from Minnesota Public Radio, hosted by Garrison Keillor, every Saturday night, 5-7pm, Minnesota time. It is heard across the USA on public radio stations. (In the early '80s, it was also broadcast in Australia.)

APHC is a variety show, with music (mostly from the folk/country part of the spectrum), sketches (often on behalf of some "sponsor"), messages from the audience and, at its heart, Mr Keillor's monologue about "The News from Lake Wobegon".

Garrison Keillor (GK) is well known in Scotland for everything except his work on APHC. He made his first splash in the UK when he read Lake Wobegon Days on "Book at Bedtime" on Radio 4. However, the Campaign can exclusively reveal that GK's first appearance in Britain was on Terry Wogan's BBC1 chat show -- El Tel raved about him and GK read a monologue: it was about lying in bed late at night thinking that aliens had landed. (OK, maybe we shouldn't have said anything...)

GK was at the 1993 Edinburgh Fringe, with the rest of the Hopeful Gospel Quartet. He appeared at the 1995 Edinburgh Book Festival, flogging "Cat, You'd Better Come Home". He has Glasgow connections on his mother's side.

Can I get APHC in Scotland?

Yes, we think so (we haven't tried it). At least some shows have gone out as live RealAudio streams on the Internet. The details are on the PHC page.. Said page further claims that APHC is available on cable in Edinburgh; but we haven't heard it.

Why APHC should be broadcast on Radio Scotland

The Extremely Shy Campaign believes that APHC should be broadcast on Radio Scotland, for the benefit of all:

Write a letter to Radio Scotland!

This is the MOST IMPORTANT THING you can do! Your letters are the only "real" part of the Campaign!

The Extremely Shy Campaign itself is just a modest "consciousness-raising" enterprise. We don't write for you, we don't go on TV talk shows, we don't do press conferences. While "Powdermilk Biscuits give shy persons the strength to get up and do what needs to be done", the well-fired Scottish scone just doesn't have the same salutory effect.

Regrettably, we don't yet know who should receive the letters! Stay tuned.

What to say in your letter

Say whatever you like. We'd recommend a short hand-written note, with just one reason why you would like to have APHC on Radio Scotland.

Sign up with the Extremely Shy Campaign

Please let us know that you have written, so that we have some idea of how the Campaign is going, and so we can tell you what we find out.

Depending on how things go, we might ask you to write again.

Tell your friends (as politely as possible)

If Radio Scotland receives lots of letters from different people who are genuinely interested in hearing APHC, it will pay attention.

To get the numbers up, you need to get your APHC-inclined pals to join in the fun. Remember, all you're asking for is: a one-paragraph letter, an envelope and a stamp. If they protest, do the envelope and lick the stamp for them.

Please don't wheedle, cajole, yell at, or in any way hassle your friends about joining the Campaign; merely point out what's good for them, in firm tones. That's the way you were brought up, after all, and we don't want your Mother upset with us for promoting uncivilised behaviour.

What if you can't pick up Radio Scotland?

If you live in England or Norway or France, we still think you should support the Campaign for APHC on Radio Scotland. Please write a letter!

The Extremely Shy Campaign would be entirely happy to have APHC appear on our airwaves on some station other than Radio Scotland. But we are sticking to what we know: that APHC would be very popular with Radio Scotland's listeners, and that it would be a great coup for the station.

If APHC is a great success on Radio Scotland, then it will be easy to make the case for providing it to more listeners (e.g., on Radio 4).

Don't send money! (and other tedious matters)

The Extremely Shy Campaign is not a charity, and it does not want your money. We follow the motto of Bob's Bank in Lake Wobegon, "Neither a borrower nor a lender be."

Any information that you send us, e.g., your e-mail address, will be used solely for getting APHC on Radio Scotland; e.g., we might write to you with news of any developments.

How to contact the Extremely Shy Campaign

Our snail-mail address is:
Mr Darren McKinnon, Grand Oya
Extremely Shy Campaign for APHC on Radio Scotland
9 Caledonian Road
EDINBURGH
EH11 2DA

An e-mail address is available on request.

We look forward to hearing from you. And thank you for your support!


Darren McKinnon, Grand Oya, address on request.

Web page person: Will Partain, partain@dcs.gla.ac.uk; 1998-03-07.